Thirty Seconds of Mister Smile
Briefly

In a peculiar game, the Mets faced off against the Rockies, whose new uniforms resembled slushies, contributing to their poor performance. The game commenced with six innings of frustration, as Mets hitters struggled with their lack of success with runners in scoring positions. Despite solid pitching from Kodai Senga, errors were made, including controversial umpire calls that overshadowed the game. As the frustration built, the importance of instituting a more accurate umpiring system, like a Hawk-Eye system for every pitch, was emphasized by commentators.
The Mets played a strange game against the Greater Denver Daiquiri Machine Operators Local nine... Their sub-.250 record is historically bad but my God, so are those uniforms.
The game was really two games in one: six innings of maddening frustration followed by three innings of madness.
Seriously, if you can look at that GameDay snapshot and still not be on Team Robot Umps Now, I don't know what to tell you.
Instead, implement a Hawk-Eye-style system and use it for every pitch, not just a selection of the home-plate ump's most egregious failures.
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