The perp was a horse, of course
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The perp was a horse, of course
"Officers on patrol were quickly overtaken by a suspect who happened to have four legs and a mane. That suspect was Jacob the Horse, out for a midnight gallop and showing absolutely no regard for posted speed limits."
"Witnesses report that Jacob remained completely unfazed, maintaining his usual expression of mild boredom mixed with hay-related anticipation."
Georgetown police reported an unusual incident involving an escaped horse named Jacob. Officers on patrol were overtaken by Jacob, who was galloping without regard for speed limits. The police humorously suggested that Jacob appeared to be training for the Kentucky Derby. After being caught, Jacob received a citation, which he ingested, showing no concern. The horse was safely returned to his owners, while the investigation into who unlocked the gate continues.
Read at Boston.com
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