#bowen-yang

#bowen-yang

"Oh yes, Colin. Can you believe I just finished the marathon?" Yang's Santos asked, wrapped in a foil blanket (something marathon finishers often do to prevent hypothermia). When Jost pointed out that the marathon wasn't until the following day, Yang's Santos said, "Yeah, well, it's a record - I already won!" Jost then said that Santos hadn't won and added that Santos has been conducting a "media comeback tour" since the president commuted his prison sentence.

"There's just something in the air here."