Prosecutors said Hernández, who led Honduras from 2014 to 2022, conspired with cartels to pave a "cocaine superhighway" into the U.S. - posing as an anti-drug conservative while running his country like a narco state. In an Oct. 28 letter to Trump obtained by Axios, Hernández alleged that he was "targeted by the Biden-Harris administration not for any wrongdoing, but for political reasons."
Still, none of them can hold a chlorine-scented candle to Florida, home of the Waste Pro Garbage Truck Museum; the Bike-Riding Parrots of Sarasota Jungle Gardens; Big Betsy, Islamorada's 30-foot high spiny lobster; not to mention the Beach Tomb of Morris the Cat in Gulfport or any of our other awesome contributions to culture. Nobody's ever seen anything like them.
