To the lady who defecated on our driveway... at approximately 7.15am this morning (26 April), while walking your dog, you were recorded on our security cameras, defecating on our private driveway.
"Not only is this disgusting, but it's also incredibly disrespectful to the staff and patrons," police wrote in a Facebook post. "Let's keep our local establishments a place for good times, not biohazard cleanups."