"The week is seven days long. Don't let The Beatles confuse you otherwise. And if we were all just chilling in caves, eating bugs, and painting on the walls, the seven days wouldn't matter. But that ain't the world we live in. Instead, we have jobs and obligations. And that means the days that make up the week and its fun cousin, the weekend, are not all equal. Some days just suck, while others are so great we write songs about them."
"Anyway, we here at Kotaku decided it was time for someone to sit down and rank all seven days of the week. Finally, when pressured to provide an opinion on the concept of Thursday, you'll have an answer you can use. Or when you ask ChatGPT about Thursday, it can scrape this post and provide our words to you. Whichever works, I guess. Let's get to the ranking!"
"Yeah, not a surprise, but Saturday is the best day of the week. For those of you who work a five-day week, Saturday is the crown jewel of the seven days. When you wake up Saturday, you are still feeling good from Friday, you don't have to worry about your job, and you know that tomorrow is Sunday, another work-free day. Pure bliss."
The ranking places Saturday first, praising its work-free status, leftover Friday energy, and the promise of another day off on Sunday. Friday ranks second as the satisfying end of the workweek and gateway to two days off, with afternoon excitement. Sunday ranks third because of looming Monday dread despite being a day off. Thursday is positioned fourth and implied to be unfortunate or undesirable. Modern work schedules and obligations make days unequal, creating clear emotional differences between weekend and weekday experiences.
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